Peter had only just finished rereading his favorite book, about an ape and a canine, when a rock hit his living room window.
Aside from whores, there are no parts for women in Timon of Athens.
Firstborns are treated with contempt by the authors of Genesis, and rightly. They're idiots. As a firstborn, I never loved the book.
If you tell a story and come out the hero, you’ve skipped a long chunk in the middle.
I am in a large bathroom, glossy and beige the way rich people like them, granite countertops, fake mineral veins in the tile, lit dimly for the mood is 7:30 p.m.