jay t. kuiper

biblical hangovers and amateur photography



The first stone

Peter had only just finished rereading his favorite book, about an ape and a canine, when a rock hit his living room window.

Timon of Athens

Aside from whores, there are no parts for women in Timon of Athens.

Tamar untrammeled

Firstborns are treated with contempt by the authors of Genesis, and rightly. They're idiots. As a firstborn, I never loved the book.

Aphorisms II: nesting, typos, the prodigal son

If you tell a story and come out the hero, you’ve skipped a long chunk in the middle.

Paul’s charge to Timothy

I am in a large bathroom, glossy and beige the way rich people like them, granite countertops, fake mineral veins in the tile, lit dimly for the mood is 7:30 p.m.

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