jay t. kuiper

biblical hangovers and amateur photography

Aphorisms I: weather, sex, victuals

DJs mix metaphors better than anyone.

Church coffee

There’s no moral outrage when you say, “I grandma-creamed my coffee.” I wonder why the double standard.

Paul’s charge to Timothy

I am in a large bathroom, glossy and beige the way rich people like them, granite countertops, fake mineral veins in the tile, lit dimly for the mood is 7:30 p.m.

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